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{"type":"standard","title":"Caladenia caesarea subsp. maritima","displaytitle":"Caladenia caesarea subsp. maritima","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q21382903","titles":{"canonical":"Caladenia_caesarea_subsp._maritima","normalized":"Caladenia caesarea subsp. maritima","display":"Caladenia caesarea subsp. maritima"},"pageid":52155743,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Caladenia_caesarea_maritima_01.jpg/330px-Caladenia_caesarea_maritima_01.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Caladenia_caesarea_maritima_01.jpg","width":4608,"height":3456},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1237742376","tid":"a64e7afb-4f10-11ef-a508-39d8a2b4c858","timestamp":"2024-07-31T07:44:00Z","description":"Subspecies of orchid","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caladenia_caesarea_subsp._maritima","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caladenia_caesarea_subsp._maritima?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caladenia_caesarea_subsp._maritima?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Caladenia_caesarea_subsp._maritima"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caladenia_caesarea_subsp._maritima","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Caladenia_caesarea_subsp._maritima","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caladenia_caesarea_subsp._maritima?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Caladenia_caesarea_subsp._maritima"}},"extract":"Caladenia caesarea subsp. maritima, commonly known as the cape spider orchid, is a plant in the orchid family Orchidaceae and is endemic to the south-west of Western Australia. It has a single spreading, hairy leaf and up to three small mustard-coloured flowers with red stripes. It is only known from a small coastal area near Cape Leeuwin where it grows in clumps of ten or more.","extract_html":"
Caladenia caesarea subsp. maritima, commonly known as the cape spider orchid, is a plant in the orchid family Orchidaceae and is endemic to the south-west of Western Australia. It has a single spreading, hairy leaf and up to three small mustard-coloured flowers with red stripes. It is only known from a small coastal area near Cape Leeuwin where it grows in clumps of ten or more.
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West Dinajpur, or sometimes Paschim Dinajpur, is a former district in the Indian state of West Bengal, headquartered in Balurghat. On 1 April 1992, the district was bifurcated into two separate districts namely Uttar Dinajpur and Dakshin Dinajpur.
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